赵建华有趣反话的相声。

白雪公主-白雪鸡蛋-蛋鸡替身-替身演讲-演讲风格-风格小蜜蜂,午夜-午夜,大胆-大胆,质变-变质,开放-自由化,烟火-火焰,少年-青春,白雪公主-白雪公主,井水,痴情-迷恋。

但还是有很多词是由两个意思相近的词组成的,比如:生产-生成,现实-实现,诚信-节气,计算-算计,面子-面子,官员-太监,意愿-意志,发挥-挥发;有些不是同义词的词不能随便颠倒,比如人名——名人,上马——马上,管事——占有,调情——情调,骚动——走动,得到——得到,人情——恋人,农村——下乡,故事——意外,领导——牵线,海——上海。

还有一个比较有意思的现象,就是有些东西的名称,如果倒过来,正好显示这些东西的用途,比如:羊圈-羊圈、被褥-被褥、锤子-锤铁、门锁-锁门、盖子-盖子、瓶塞、牙刷-刷牙、床罩。

来,和你玩个游戏!

什么比赛?

答:逆字!

乙:什么?逆字?听起来很有趣。

答:就是把一个词倒过来,变成另一个词。

我明白了。我们开始吧!

听着,我妈妈经常给我讲故事。

乙:这很容易。市中心发生了一起事故。

...............

答:没错。你跟谁学的?

b:你不用学。你已经知道了!

答:不要自满。做一些困难的事情!

b:我会陪你到最后!

答:罪犯就叫罪犯。

b:装笔的文具叫笔筒。

我用牙刷刷牙。

我会拉警报。

曹雪芹是中国著名的作家。

b:我很喜欢读红楼梦。

......

——赵建华。

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